Where were you born?
What's it to you?

Hometown and high school?
Had Both, Actually

Let's just say I have more then I need

Favorite pastime?
Counting teeth @ a NASCAR race

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Left Alone

Duties with the Big Show?
Extremely Little

Favorite food?
Monkey Spam

Favorite movie?
Godzilla VS. Bambi

Favorite song?
It all sounds like crap to me

Favorite band of all time?
Obviously, noen of the ones we play...over and over and over again.

How did you get started in this business?
Why does that even matter

Any entertainment background you wish to include?
No Thank you

Any odd habits?

Marital status?


What famous person would you like to meet?
You're not listening

If you could be any celebrity for the day, who would it be?
Who are you, Ryan Seacrest? Beat it!

First car?
Seriously? How stupid is that?

What would be your ultimate vacation?
It would be nice to spend 5 minutes away from this

First job?

Favorite saying?
See above

Best memory on the show?
Going home.

Most interesting guest?
Have we had any?

Hopes for the future?
Death of socialism

Anything else you would like to add?
Get out!