A Third Generation Nut Milker

I KNEW IT! There’s an almond milk farm not far from here, I thought I heard the almonds rustling at night but just wasn’t sure. Now […]

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How to Know When It’s Time To Leave the IHOP

Looks like somebody has a little too much time on their hands. By the way, blueberry sounded a little off, I think they should let him […]

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The Haunted Open House

This is how homebuying should be. Bring a little excitement to the experience ya know? Nothing better than making your future homeowners pee right in the […]

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How NOT To Board Air Force One

Ok, you know that one guy that works for the president whose only job is to make sure that he doesn’t walk out of the bathroom […]

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How To Torture a Telemarketer

I think the most fascinating thing here isn’t the tactic used to torture the telemarketer. It’s the old school phone with a cord! Man, that takes […]

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Winning the Lottery

Well, obviously I wasn’t the winner, cause I’m still here typing this. But if I was, well, I might sound like one of these people, check […]

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Don’t Let It Go

Just a friendly reminder that the fall season is now upon us, so don’t get your nasty germs anywhere near me!! Here this child demonstrates how […]

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Yoko Ono Has Still Got It

Do you want to know what happens when you’re surrounded by a bunch of yes-men that can’t tell you that you shouldn’t sing? This is what […]

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Just Another Friday Night at the Times Square Guitar Center

This reminds me of my Monday nights when I have to take the kids to gymnastics. It’s absolute chaos, noise, and insanity, but somehow everyone manages […]

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In the Deer Tonight

Would’ve been so much better on this hump day if this was a camel, but a deer’ll do. This deer actually sounds a lot better than […]

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