Where were you born?

Why do you need to know?

Hometown and high school?

Again, unimportant.

Education?

Yes, thank you.

Favorite pastime? 

Filling out these stupid Crew Bios.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

An adult.

Duties with the Big Show? 

Unknown

Favorite food?

Water.

Favorite movie?

Whatever's on.

Favorite song?

Leave me alone.

Favorite band of all time?

Pepe Suarez and the Del Rio Rhythm Rangers

How did you get started in this business?

Not smart enough to do anything else.

Any entertainment background you wish to include?

Nobody cares.

Any odd habits?

Stalking

Marital status? 

Are you hitting on me?

Children?

No thanks, I'm full.

What famous person would you like to meet?

Met too many to care.

If you could be any celebrity for the day, who would it be?

L. Ron Hubbard

First car? 

Again, nobody cares.

What would be your ultimate vacation?

What is this, a Miss America Pageant?

First job?

Blah blah blah…

Favorite saying?

See above

Best memory on the show?

Going home.

Most interesting guest?

Anyone who doesn't drive a "race car" or says "Git R Done"

Hopes for the future?

The coming Ice Age

Anything else you would like to add?

You obviously haven't been paying attention