Where were you born?
Why do you need to know?
Hometown and high school?
Yes, thank you.
Filling out these stupid Crew Bios.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Duties with the Big Show?
Leave me alone.
Favorite band of all time?
Pepe Suarez and the Del Rio Rhythm Rangers
How did you get started in this business?
Not smart enough to do anything else.
Any entertainment background you wish to include?
Any odd habits?
Are you hitting on me?
No thanks, I'm full.
What famous person would you like to meet?
Met too many to care.
If you could be any celebrity for the day, who would it be?
L. Ron Hubbard
Again, nobody cares.
What would be your ultimate vacation?
What is this, a Miss America Pageant?
Blah blah blah…
Best memory on the show?
Most interesting guest?
Anyone who doesn't drive a "race car" or says "Git R Done"
Hopes for the future?
The coming Ice Age
Anything else you would like to add?
You obviously haven't been paying attention